Are you a psychopath?

  SNUB YEAH!!!!!!
  Hmm.... I don't know
  No way!
  The tiny beaver that lives in my ear just told me the world is coming to an end on Labor Day after the king of Uruguay gets abducted by talking spaghetti from Uranus

What is your favorite food?

  Bacon
  Bacon
  Bacon
  Bacon
  Bacon
  Anything but bacon

Which of these is not a crime?

  Eating pie
  Leaving the toilet seat up
  Throwing water balloons at random people on the street
  Swallowing your grandma

You see a bunny rabbit on the side of the road. What do you do?

  Hug it
  Say "AWWWWWWW!"
  Take it home with you to be your pet
  Eat its kidneys

A random guy says "Hi" to you. What do you do?

  Say "Hi" back
  Smile
  Scream, "I'LL EAT YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!!"

You fail a math test. What do you do?

  Utter a creative curse word
  Storm out of the classroom
  Send a VERY strongly worded e-mail to your teacher after class
  Plot your teacher's death

What is a glarf?

  I don't care
  A tropical island
  A rare species of jungle hamster
  An exotic food
  The thing that lives in my dresser

You just picked your nose. What do you do?

  Be embarrassed
  Hide the booger
  Try to stuff it back in your nostril
  Announce on TV that you just picked your nose
  WAFFLES!!!!!!!!

What was the most awesome test you've ever taken?

  This one
  I'm not sure.... but I guess this one
  Oh yeah, totally this one!
  The "Do You Like Cheese?" test