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Would you get kicked out of walmart?
Basically just pick what you would do in the situation and if you pick all the worst options then you get kicked out!
You are walking into the door and you see an employee by the door you:
Greet the employee
Tell them they are stupid
Compliment them about their turtle... (They don't have a turtle?)
Ignore their greeting
Say that you think aliens are attacking and your buying bread
Call the manager on them for being weirdly nice
Tell costumers it is a bomber disguised as a employee
You go to the place where they have the carts and you:
Yell to your mother to get on the cart and you'll push her.
Plank on top of the carts
Shovel some dirt into the cart
Kick the cart and yell "ITS A SOCCER BALL"
Pull the cart out and continue your journey
Chew on the tires of the cart
Try to hog up all the carts from other costumers
You ride the cart over to the children's aisle to buy a christmas present for your cousin you:
Knock the barbies over
Take a table from the furniture aisle and have a tea party with the barbies
Pick a barbie and put it in the cart
Scream at the barbie about being rude
Take the barbie out of the box and use it as a dart against the wall
Hug a barbie in a corner
Tell people how hot barbies are
You drive the cart over to the next aisle and see a couple (Girl and Dude) there you:
RUN THEM OVER!!!!
Trip one of them
Steal stuff from their cart in front of them
Ask them if you could be their brother
Ask the man if he is socially awkward
Pass them and move on
Ask an employee if you could use their house for the marriage
You see the toilet paper aisle(YAY!!!) you:
Throw toilet paper round
Grab the bottom toilet paper package and fall over with all the others on top
Use it in a corner and tell people your just testing it's durability
Put it in the cart
Eat some of it
Build fort, YEAH!
You see a bathroom and run in there you:
Pee on the seats
Leave the door open while pooping
Climb on top of the sink and sing "King of the jungle"
Ask someone to accompany you
Report diarrhea overflowing the toilet
Just do you business!
Take a shower in the sink
After you go to the bathroom you take your cart and go to the frozen food section and:
Mix up the products
Tell the manager you got hypothermia
Jump into the freezer
Throw somebody inside the freezer
Leave all the freezer doors open
Rub frozen ice cream on your face
Take the frozen fries and leaveee
You decide to go to the electronics for a phone and:
"Pretend" to steal a electronic...
Scream the tv to change
Somehow hack a phone to display "Wal-mart hates you!!!"
Buy the phone
Ask the employee to help you and don't do anything or say anything
Angrily stomp around yelling "WHAT IS THIS FANCY DEVICE CALLED TELEVISION!"
Find the power source and shut it down
As you walk to the checkout theres a nice open space you decide to:
Break dance in the space
Ignore it and continue on
Act like a dinosaur
Make a ground angel
Die with your eyes open
Run around screaming about potatoes
Take off your shirt and throw it at someone
Your at the checkout what do you do! You:
Beg the costumer in front of you for money
Tell the bald cashier you like their hair
Ask the man where the bra section is
Lay down on the conveyor belt
Throw 30 candy bars on the conveyor bar and ask for him to put them back
Unload the stuff you bought
Vomit on the conveyor belt
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