What do you do in social situations?

  What are those..?
  Walk in all fly, and start a party. And talk too.
  Use my social problems as a joke, and somehow manage a conversation
  Try to avoid at every cost.

Any interests in dating?

  Not until, I have a stable income, a good career, and a positive attitude!
  I dabble in the arts.
  Already am (Puts on aviators)
  Sure
  Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why are you talking this test?

  To avoid all human contact.
  To waste time
  I gotta know!

Do you talk to yourself, more than you talk to real people?

  Yes
  No
  Myself is a real person.
  More than I would like too.

Are you telling the truth?

  No
  Yes
  I don't know

Do you find your awkwardness funny?

  Totally, it's my only way to talk to people outside my friend pod.
  No, I hate it, why is my shell not breaking yet.... HELP!
  I laugh at my self too much.
  Awkwardness,,, pffft.. as iff. (Sweats under aviators).

Do you over think your post conversations, thinking about what you should have said?

  Yes, every time
  Often
  Not much
  Perfect speaker makes no mistakes.

When hugging someone of the opposite gender where do your hands go?

  Above neck
  Hover
  Shoulder Line
  Mid Back
  Too low... (You dirty dog) er.. The above tail bone part. (good cover)

Do you avoid your mistakes?

  Too much.
  It just happens.
  I don't make mistakes.
  I confront them ASAP.

At parties you...

  Shut up and dance.
  Find a cozy chair, and sit, and wait, and wait for people to give you attention.
  Socialize, too much.
  Sit in a chair, and talk to one or two people.
  Wait for things to happen involving you.

Ahh, the outdoors, the place where I can...

  Escape stress.
  Hope to gosh I don't see anyone from school...
  Try to find people and pet their dogs.
  Put in buds, ignore everyone and thing, and just enjoy the ride.
  Sniff the trees....

At school dances I...

  Don't go.
  Stand in a corner.
  Sit down and eat food, and talk.
  Stand in front of the crowd, facing the dj, start a dance, and have seniors surround you and do the same thing. (true story)
  Show off.

I see myself as a. . .

  Tree.
  Pistachio.
  Trumpet.
  Box of Hair.
  Rubber hat.
  Pot Pie with unknown contents.
  Book with no page numbers.
  Candle labeled teen spirit.
  A box of boxes.

Quick you see your BIGGEST crush on your doorstep (you are home alone) , crying, in the pouring rain, drenched... You...

  Let her/him in and offer them comfort.
  Say, here is my phone, call someone. Stand there with them.
  Try to ignore them, when in reality you really want them to come in.