NerdTests.com Quiz: Bladder Test

Bladder Test

In this test, your bladder strength will be tested. To do this test (and keep your floor from getting wet) you will need the following: a towel (or two), a ball, some old pants (maybe an old shirt too?), 1 (or more) of your old underpants, boxers, panties, knickers, whatever. Also need a locked door if you have parents, and at least an hour of time. Also, come and check back every once in a while, because I will add new questions to this!

What is your gender?

Male
Female

Ok, everyone! How full is your bladder right now?

1-2: Empty
2-3: not much
3-4: If I went to a bathroom, I could pee, but not much.
4-5: Kinda gotta go...
5-6: Really have to go!
6-7: Cannot stand/sit still.
7-8: Squirming!
8-9: Spurting!
9-10: holding self, dancing, crossing legs!

Ok, so if you answered 1-5 on the last question, go drink 2 water bottles (equivalent to 4 cups) of water. Wait at leaSt one half-hour, and come back. Now how do you feel?

5-6
6-7
7-8
8-9
9-10
Did not need to do that.

Ok, now comes the easy part of the test. Gently rub your bladder. (If you do not know where your bladder is, look at the chart.) How do you feel?

Ok, thank you for asking!
So-so
That tickles! It also makes me need to pee!
Waa! A spurt came out!

Ok, now press lightly on your bladder. Now how do you feel?

Still ok!
Meh.
Ooo! That hurt!
Can hardlu hold the flood back!
Welp, I lost it!

So you just did the push manuver. So now do the push manuver, without doing anything to stop pee from coming out. How do you feel?

What is it with these questions? I said I'm ok!
Owch!
Gotta go! Gotta gotta go!
Holding myself!
Spurting!
Where did this puddle come from?

Now go sit on a toilet with your clothes on. How do you feel

Wierd.
I NEED TO PEE
Gravity is pulling my pee out
I'm all wet

What are you doing to hold it in?

Hold what in? My breath?
Fidgeting
Squirming
Dancing
Dancing and holding
Crossing legs, dancing, and holding.
Letting a little pressure off every 5 minutes or so. (Peeing a little to take pressure off)
Spurting

Now let a 3-second stream of pee out. How do you feel?

Like I let a three second spurt of pee out.
Like I let a five second spurt out.
Like I let a ten second spurt out.
Like I let it all out. ( SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT!)

10)

Now put a ball directly on top of your bladder and lay down. How do you feel?

Like I am laying on a ball.
Like I am losing control.
Like I am having trouble staying on the ball because I cannot stop squirming.
Like I can't do it.

11)

Get a belt, and put it around your waist, then tighten it as tight as possible. Keep it there for a minute. How do you feel?

Like this belt is to tight.
Like it hurts my bladder.
Like I just leaked a bit!
Like my bladder is emptying.
I feel... empty? Oh no!

12)

What are you doing to hold it in?

Nothing...
Crossing my legs.
Crossing my legs super tight!
Pee dancing!
Grabbing and holding!
Letting little spurts out.

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