What grew on Pinocchio's body every time he lied?

  HIS WHAT GREW?!
  His arms
  His butt
  His nose

Repunzel lived in what?

  A tower
  Condo
  Mansion. She's in a fairytale, she can afford it
  A box

What was the 2nd pig's house made of in the three little pigs?

  straw
  bricks
  sticks
  clay

Who broke into the three bears' home?

  Why do bears live in a house
  Goldenlocks
  Purplelocks
  Goldielocks

There were seven dwarfs in sleeping beauty. There was Doc, Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful, Happy, and who?

  Annoying
  Sneezy
  Pukey
  Shorty

In alice and wonderland, what color is the rabbit?

  Brown, like any other stinkin rabbit.
  Rainbow, uncommon, but it is a wonderland
  Simply black
  white

In the tortise and the hare, wh owins the race?

  tortise
  hare
  hair
  why would animals have a race

In little red riding hood, why is she called little red?

  because she thought the name sounded cool
  She wore a red hood
  her parents couldnt think of a better name
  wtf?! she didnt wear a red hood

In the beauty and the beast, why ddidnt the beast think he would ever find love?

  he had terrible body odar
  he was unattractive
  he could never get his hair brushed
  He was a beast! Duh.