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An electric train is going 300 kph on its way to canada. If the wind is blowing at 75 kph West what way does the smoke go?

North
South
East
West
Nowere

Bob's dad has 5 sons. Their names are:
1. Nob
2. Gob
3. Lob
4. Mob
5. ???

5. Billy
5. Tim
5. Who?
Not enough info to answer.
5. Bob

If a dog barks and a cat meows, what does a rabbit do?

Twitch its nose
Eat veggies
whats up doc?

A car is rolling up a hill at 50mph with a cargo of 97 lbs. How is this possible?

It isn't
Superman is pushing the car
It had just come down from a bigger hill
It is driving up the hill at 50mph.

What is the sum of the 1st 3rd and 6th prime numbers?

10
11
5
i dont know
15

If you change this, it make hydrogen peroxide.

H2O => H2O2
Ar4H19 => H2O2

Are you thinking right now?

Yes
No
WTH does that have to do with anything?!?

If you attempt to fail a test and you succeed, what have you done?

Took a test
Failed a test
Passed a test
Succeeded at failing a test

A plane crashes in a park and nobody dies. The plane is later picked up and allowed to fly again. How is this possible

It isn't
It isn't a real plane
It's a rc plane

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If you fall up then jump down while floating on a satellite, what are you on?

the moon
an asteroid
pluto
what?
outer space

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