Who do you take answers from?

  The boss
  Onlyfans Models

What's your ideal first date scenario?

  You two rob a grandma and steal her purse, then give the money to the boss
  You two do that thing together

Who's a better historical figure?

  Al Capone
  Sigmund Freud

Are you fat

  Yes because I'm rich
  Yes because I don't get exercise
  Yes because my nickname is "Fat (name)"

Are you on this website a lot

  Yes
  No

The doorbell rings, who is it?

  The boss
  The gang
  The squad (squad of goons)
  The squad (goon squad)
  The squad (literally just your friends)
  Mom (it's her house)

What is prettier

  Money (!!!)
  Girls

2 girls, _____

  2 opportunities for stealing
  1 cup
  2 wallets taken
  4 jugs

Does an in-between exist between goons and gooners

  Yes
  No