Do you eat food or something else. . .?

  Food.
  Something else. . .
  I eat my pets and/or trees.

Is your name Luke?

  No,
  I like peanuts mixed with butter.
  Yes.

Do you like the color cow?

  Cow is not a color.
  Cow is not a color, but it should be.
  Cow is my favorite color and I love riding moon ponies.

Is your name Emily?

  No.
  Yes.
  Yes and my name is pant leg.

Turtles are related to igloos.

  True.
  False.
  True and so am I.

Have you ever been arrested for wearing a whale on your head?

  Yes.
  No.
  Yes and I love cars deep fried in motor oil. Like fries only big!!!!

Are you an alien?

  Yes.
  No.
  No, but I have secret meetings with them at night.

Do you love twilight (this counts for 2 points)?

  NO!!!!!
  It is O.K.
  I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

How do you think you did on this test?

  I am definitely human.
  I am other.
  I am very special.
  Do not know.