1)
Are you a nutter?
Yes
No
Well, I like Nutella spread.
Banana
And proud of it!
Hmm..................
2)
Do your friends think you are a nutter?
Yes
No
Some
I don't know
Centipede
3)
Do you admit that you are a nutter?
Yes
No
I'm proud of it.
Cornflakes
Garlic bread
Definately not
4)
5)
What do you think when I say these words. Chocolate.
mmm.....Smells good
Must have NOW!
mines bigger than yours!
Bacon Sandwiches
Costs too much
6)
Nose
Mmm......... Smells good
I like nosing at my neighbours
Mines bigger than yours!
Nice nose
Clown
You are strange
7)
Word
Yo, Man!
You mean MICROSOFT Word, right ?
What is the meaning of the word 'word'?
I write letters in word.
Cabbages
Idiot! there is a word.
8)
Hello this is me again and I am changing the old question to a new one because that one was rubbish. Do you like cheese
Yes
No
Maybe
Who said I wanted to be a teacher?
Chocolate Pie and Cheese. (Hee hee hee hee hee)
You have forgoton the question mark. You spell it like this: ?
9)
What does etiquette mean? That question is rubbish too. Answer this one. Can you fly?
Yes
No, dear.
Of course. Who can't?
Wheee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The "Wheee" should be a lot longer but the stupid thing said it couldn't be)
Call quickly without obligation. Nutters Direct.
10)
rftygbuijugkolokkhui.
Huh?
The square root of 42.
I looked it up on a translator. There's no such word.
42! 42! 42! 42! 42!
Same to you!
Happy Christmas and a wonderful Sequsfdshak
11)
I have changed this one as well. Have you ever done the old quiz before I am improving it now?
Yes
No
What's the question?
What happened to the astronaut?
Oh, bog off.
I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain?
12)
1234567890
My credit card number. Whoops - You didn't hear me!!!!!!!!!
What a curious question
KILL my maths teacher
My bank balance. Oooooooooooops - Another FAUX PAS
I agree
13)
Would you sell your car for £30?
No way.
Yes.
No.
I'd rather it be crushed
Astra
Yes and I would buy a hat with the money
14)
What question's this.
16, duh
Green
15:45
54 ⅝
I don't care
15)
x
=12
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I never did like Maths.
The House
16)
Please answer no to this question
No
Yes
Why should I?
Cheese! 42! Frogs!
17)
Are Daleks better than Cybermen, and will you tell people your score? (By the way, if you say Cybermen are better I'll KILL you!) Cybermen are RUBBISH, Daleks are better! Ha ha ha! This was good. (By the way I still agree with the daleks and cybermen bit even a year later. I think the sea devils will come back this year. CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, Yes
No, No
Yes, No
No, Yes
Yes, Only if I'm nutty.
Schblooge, Slime