NerdTests.com Test: You will poop your pants

You will poop your pants

In this test I will ask you some questions and you will either finish the test clean or with a poop in your pants. You should need to poop before you start and once you answer the first question, you must not remove your clothing.

How bad do you need to go?

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Imagine yourself being so desperate to poop that it slides out into your underwear. as you do this, push for 15 seconds.

nothing
need to go more
need to go a lot more
lost a bit
pooped completely

sit on a chair and push for 20 seconds

nothing
need to go more
poop tried to escape but was blocked
i pooped somewhat
i filled my underwear to the brim

sit on the toilet and push for 20 seconds but stop if you feel it coming

nothing
need to go
almost went
let a little go
i messed myself

stand up straight and push for 15 seconds

nothing
need to go more
i feel it coming
a bit fell out
i filled my pants

squat down and push for 25 seconds without stopping

nothing
my urge increased
nearly went
i pooped somewhat
i filled my pants

kneel down and push for 20 seconds

nothing
i need to poop
my pants will be my toilet i think
i pooped somehwat
i filled my pants completely

sit on the toilet and push as if you were pooping normally for 30 seconds do not stop it from coming out

still nothing
need to go soon
getting pretty desperate
i pooped a little
i pooed my pants

squat down again but relax completely for 30 seconds

nothing
need to go more
need to go a lot more
pooped somewhat
pooped completely

10)

go onto your knees and stick your butt in the air and push hard for 25 seconds

nothing
need to poop
really need to poop
small poop is in my pants
my pants are full with poop

11)

these challenges will be slightly harder

ok
fine

12)

stand up straight and push hard for 45 seconds

need to go more
pooped somewhat
filled my pants completely

13)

squat and push hard for 45 seconds

didn't poop
pooped a bit
pooped it all out

14)

sit down and push hard for 50 seconds with a few short breaks in between

dodn't poop
i pooped somewhat
my pants are bulging

15)

go into a squat but stop halfway (so you are bending your knees slightly) and lean forward. push for 45 seconds

didn't poop
small poop is in my pants
i filled my pants

16)

lie flat on your stomach and push for a whole minute. if you feel it coming, feel free to stop

didn't poop
i pooped but not completely
i messed myself

17)

stay on your stomach and push for 60 seconds again but don't try to stop yourself from pooping your pants. you are however allowed to have a few short breaks so you don't hurt yourself

almost went
went a bit
went completely

18)

how clean are your pants?

clean
a small bump
completely soiled

19)

if you chose one of the first two answers, some of the previous challenges will be repeated but if you feel it beginning to come out. push it out completely. now squat down and push for a minute. the rest of the rules from before still apply

pooped
didn't poop

20)

stand up and push for a minute

pooped
did not poop

21)

last challenge: go into the half squat again and push for 90 seconds with short breaks

pooped
didn't poop

22)

if you didn't poop, congratulations, you have finished the quiz. if you still need to poop (this applies to everyone) feel free to go to the toilet or if you want to, repeat one of the challenges until you poop your pants. if you pooped completely, feel free to clean up and have a shower. if you pooped somewhat, you can clean up but you can also repeat the challenges if you want.

didn't poop and went to the toilet
didn't poop and repeated a challenge
pooped somewhat and cleaned up
pooped somwehat and repeated a challenge
pooped my pants completely

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