What to eat

  find a slug and crush it with a rock to eat it
  Search for the most poisonous berries then eat them
  Pick random berrys.
  Pick certain healthy berries.
  eat bug infested meat
  drop a snail in your mouth
  Find non bug infested meat and eat it
  Find meat, clean it, cook it, and eat it.
  eat random stuff up off the floor

Finding Shelter

  Squeeze inside of a small hole on the ground
  Go under a single leaf in a swamp
  Go under a tree
  Build a house using logs

What to drink

  Chug bug infested swamp waters.
  save spit and pee inside an old rotten cup to drink out of.
  Clean out some fresh water and drink it.
  drink your sweat.
  Drink rain water

A helicopter is above you and a ladder falls from it, what do you do?

  I climb up the ladder to freedom!
  I climb up the ladder then kill the pilot and I jump off
  I run

You go in a cave and you see a bear, what do you do?

  I run out of the cave.
  I hug the teddy bear
  I kill it with a sword

You see a poison ivy bush and you need to go poo, what do you do?

  I sit on the poison ivy bush and take a dump
  I chop a sample off of it to use as toilet paper when I poo.
  I run as fast as I can
  I eat the poison ivy
  I poo on a different bush

You see an old cabin out in the woods, what do you do?

  I break it and kill whoever is inside
  I go inside and ask for help
  I run

You see a giant fire anthill and you are starving

  I find a slug and eat it off the ground
  I eat the fire ants
  I eat the anthill and let the fire ants bite my tounge
  I slowly walk away

You see a mountain of slugs, what do you do.

  I eat every single slug while counting them.
  I swim in it
  I squash them all and eat their organs
  I run as fast as I can from it

You see a thick red pond full of blood leeches, what do you do?

  I swim in the pond and let the leaches bite me
  I test the blood to see if it is my blood type and then drink it
  I run away from it.