Russia and America are at war. Who will you join?

  RUSSIA!!!
  MURCA!!!
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.
  Eh, they both suck.

What are you for?

  Capitalism
  Communism
  Was Communsit
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.
  FOR THE QUEEN!!

Do you recognize Taiwan?

  Heck yeah I do!
  WHAT DID YOU SAY!??
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.
  Under the table.
  I am the only country in the world.

Have nukes?

  Only the finest.
  Correct.
  A few.
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.
  You have seen the news, right?

Can Poland into space?

  Yes I can!
  Eh, sure. Why not?
  No, but a tin can
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.

Can YOU into space?

  YES!!!
  I have.
  If you say MURCA you’re dead!
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.
  Another place to nuke? OH BOY OH BOY!
  Not yet.

Are you part of NATO?

  I founded it.
  😡
  I have been for 30 years!
  EW!
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.

Are you large?

  Yup.
  Massive.
  4th biggest!
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.
  I was...

Final question: ARE YA BRITISH???

  I was
  Yep
  How dare ye!
  I’m Switzerland. Duh.
  I can into space?