describe your best friend.

  a silent killer clown who lives in a dark ally.
  Small, fluffy and wants to hug every person in the world
  a marshmallow, small squigy and edible.
  You have no friends. :[

how do u cook pizza?

  make pizza, put marshmallows on it.
  order the pizza, but only after you've made a huge mess
  Donut like pizza >:(
  get it off the strange guy, when you go into his van.

Which of the below is the fanciest?

  Eatin' a bag of cheez.
  Monocole, top hat, moustache, unicorn.
  A monocole with a topped hat. Don't forget the moustache.
  wear a marshmallow.:3
  Moooouuuustaache. :{
  Iggy Azalea cos she so fancy.

marshmallows, they are...

  marshmallows
  Marshmallows
  MARSHMALLOWS
  MASHMALLOWS
  MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!!
  meh.
  my life.

If I were a food, I would be...

  An evil killer clown cake who lives in a dark ally.
  A big, fat, whopping marshmallow!
  A pizza with sausages pineapple an lots and lots of cheeeeeeeese.
  Aeroplane soup.

if u could be a mythical animal, what would u be.

  a marshmallow, duh.
  a unicorn
  a mermaid
  pusheen
  the strange guy who just came into my house with a chainsaw.

Things that I love

  Free marshmallows, marshmallows and unicorn marshmallows.
  Music, family, friends, food, internet, sleep.
  Brian and his socks.
  hot dogs, cats, cushions, pie, teddies.

How many scoops?

  Six
  Marshmallow
  Five sounds good to me
  Sieben (that's German for seven)
  10億 (this is Japanese for 10 thousand billion.)

the big Question, what is life?

  ok
  Marshmallows!!!!
  Something worth living.
  Zzzzz. Say what?
  life is life.duh