Start of with a easy one, What age are you?

  1-7
  8-16
  16-37
  50-100

Do you have dentures?

  Yes!
  NOOO! IM A KID!!! (Me: then why are you taking this test?)
  Unicorn

What gender are you?

  Boy
  Girl
  Unicorn
  Monster
  Pig
  POTATO

Are you blind or deaf?

  Both!
  What was that question? I can't see coz in blind!!
  I'm deaf!!!! What did you say dearie? (Me: Okay....)
  None!!!!!!!!!!!
  A bit of both

Have you retired from work???

  I do school!!!
  I fart out rainbows! :D
  Yasssss
  Nope!!!!!

Have you ever broken a leg or given a kidney? (Ewww)

  Yes, all the time
  Nope, I still have two legs and two kidneys!

Do you look like this?

  Yep!
  Nope!
  A little bit... :3

Have you already finished school?

  Primary
  Middle
  High school
  College
  Boarding school
  YASSSS!
  I go to work

LASTLY!!! Are you a nerd?

  Totes
  Never!
  Maybe
  Hey I'm Jeff
  I'm taking this test!
  BYE