QUICK! WHAT'S 2+2?!

  Windowsill
  Fish
  4
  1234567

Are unicorns land narwhals?

  No
  Yes
  Possibly
  Um.. Piano?

Waffle?

  Cactus.
  WHERE?!
  Kitten. :3
  . . . . .

I like your shoelaces.

  Is it Friday yet?.
  Thanks, I grew them myself.
  Uh.. Thanks..?
  Thanks. I stole them from the President.

What letter does your name start with?

  A
  Z
  Y
  7

0a1b2c3d4e5f6g7h8i9j

  j9i8h7g6f5e4d3c2b1a0
  Yes.
  Huh?
  Why, yes. I am an alien. Good question.

Are you human?

  Yes.
  No.
  Why? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!
  Possibly..?

There is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this.

  Yes.
  Huh?
  lmao
  Taco.

Do you think someone deserves to be locked in a cell made of Legos and every day they have to complete a puzzle with no edges and five extra pieces?

  That's the evilest thing I can imagine.
  Slow down there, Satan.
  Yes.
  Nope.