It's on a hill but there's a ski lift.

  F*** that! I'm walking b*****!
  Ski lift. Definitely.
  No big deal. I'll just fart, fly up into the air, and land safely at the mansion.

The secret service people ask for your name. What do you say?

  SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH!!!!!!! (kicks guard in the nards)
  I'm (your name here)
  THEY CALL ME TREE WHERE I COME FROM!!

You get into the mansion, and you see my computer. What do you do?

  Smash it.
  Stare at it's amazingness.
  Touch it. ( IT'S SPARKLY!!!!!!!)
  Ignore it and keep walking.
  Fart on it.

You think I'm cute. Do you go out with me?

  YES. YOU'RE RICH
  ya. you seem like a nice guy.
  I'm a dude

You leave, but i give you a snow board and tell you to go down the hill on that.

  I've never snowboarded. (me: me neither)
  Get some judges. I'm about shred some major powder.

DID YOU LIKE THE TEST????????????? !@#$%^&*()_$#$%^&*$
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  ya
  no

i ran out of questions.

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Finally, will you rate 5?

  no
  yes

I lied. that wasn't finally. did you like the test?

  Yes
  no
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