when a guy running down the street with a knife what do you do?

  run towards him
  eat a pickle
  say dont slip fall and slit your neck
  say that was disturbing
  hide behind a fat person
  fart until the cows come home
  fall

how do you say you're breaking up with someone

  slap their face
  kill them
  eat a sandwhich with tomatoes

the cows come home-

  at eight
  not today
  on a christmas holiday
  i dont eat cows

do you own a dog?

  no
  what is a dog
  i have a cow
  yes
  maybe
  okay

hello.

  ahhhhhhhhh
  hi
  get away from me
  hola
  no espeeki inglese

what language do you speak?

  huh
  sfvgrbntyjehdsth
  ikynhtseth
  tyujdgjty

ir you could request one last thing before you die what would it be?

  family
  money
  a cow
  a tuna fish sandwich

why why

  w
  u
  k

when something rotts in your refridgerator what do you do

  moan
  scream in pain
  yell at your mom
  cry
  fart
  die
  buy a chicken

what does a house look like to you

  a couple of walls
  a cow
  the green horse
  a house