1) Lightning Stikes near you! OMG! What do you do?

Run to a protected area
Hide in a tree dude!
Run around an open field with a large, metal pole.
Scream
Run in circles singing 'Rudolf the red nosed reindeer'
Lay on the floor and make grass angels.

2) A crazy snowman comes up to you and starts screaming and blabering in a demented snowman language. WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!?!

Hit it over the head with a large, wooden stick.
Blabber and scream in a crazy snowman language in return!
Steal and eat his carrot
SNOWMAN DUDE ! PWN!
yelloooooooo
GET OUT TEH WELDING IRON!

3) You have 326 Brothers and sisters to buy chirstmas presents for. What the hell do you do?!?!

Buy them all a 10p gift
Buy them all the same thing
Pretend to be deaf and dumb
Kill and few hundred of them off
Glue them together so you only need to buy one present
yes

4) A deranged mad man is running round YOUR field with a white mask and a chainsaw. What do you do?

Run out to join him
Turn on the chainsaw and CHOP HIS LEGS OFF
Wave, and shout "I'm Here!"
Throw Jellybeans at him
Set a Chihuaua on him
Blow bubbles

5) Your sister runs at you clutching something that looks suspicously like a tube of open lipgloss. What do you do?

Put on war paint and charge!
Run at her with a chainsaw
Grab the nearest javalin and CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK
Sit and bear sed torture
shout SPIFFEH continuously
Scream and run in circles.

6) A group of angry Red indians come charging towards on horses and chanting war songs. They have javalins and stuff. What'cha do?!

Quickly add on some war paint and charge at them!
Run away into the distance on a donkey
Stare at them blankly
Shout "BlaBLahBOObloooooChaMoooMeOW"
Cackle

7) If a scarly little girl climbs of a well and says in a croaky voice "You have watched the movie, you will die in seven days!" What do you say.

I'm Blind
"Awesome well you have there. You must have great taste in the Property market"
"Ahh. But you see. MY LOVE HAS SET YOU FREE!"
Yes. I was already aware. So, your late. LATE FOOL!

8) Yellow

Yes
No

9) Seven

Yes
No

10) I'm out of ideas yes

Yes
No
Jelly bean

11) TOTALLY AWESOMENESS

Neh?
WFT
YO DUDE

12) The cat has run away.

Yes
KITTY!
KILL ME
indeed

13) 13. UNLUCKY NEH!

Yes
No
13?!?!?!

14) Answer with either yes or no

Yes
No
Maybe......... HA!

15) There are serious strong winds. What do you do?

Hide in a tree
Hide in the Fridge
Put on a baggy coat and spread out your arms in an open field - Hopeing to be blown Away
Go inside