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Other - 3 Men Go To Heaven

Three men all die and go to heaven at the same time. There's only one spot left in heaven, so God interviews them to see which one will get in.

The first man says, "I live in a 2 story apartment and I was cleaning my room when I fell out my window. Luckily, I caught on to a rail. But then this crazy guy on the apartment floor under me started throughing things at me! I managed to hold on but then the guy threw a fridge at me. I fell, then died."

God calls the second guy in. This guy says, "I had a feeling my wife was cheating me on so I came home early from work to catch him. When I got there I looked out the window and there was a guy. I knew it was him, so I started throwing things at him and then I threw a fridge at him. I felt so bad for killing him, I killed myself.

God now turns to the third guy. The guy says, "Picture this, I was in a fridge..."

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