OOH!~

  AAH!
  EEE!
  OMGOMGOMGOMG!
  PEONY!
  HUH!
  Huh?

Do you like cows?

  Yes
  Yes
  Yes
  Yes
  THEY NASTY!!!!!!!!!

Miss K, answer this pls.

  EYECANDY
  AMAZEBALLS
  HAHAHA
  NIGHT CLUBS
  JOISY SHORE
  Im not Miss K

Your name?

  Rather not tell
  FRED
  Hypotenuse Kazoozyfloppsis-Brown
  Barruy / Harruy / Arrit

Ding, dong, the witsh is ded.
Now to saw off her head.
All her blood is ruby red
And clotting up like jam on bread.

  EWWWWWW.
  Huuuuh??
  Wow, you're clever.
  AWE. SOME.
  AMAZEBALLS POEM DUDETTEZZZ Xoxo
  Geeehehehehehhee ponies

Your butt is itchy. Wodayado?

  HUUUUUUUUHHHHH?????
  *What *do *you do?
  Break out the BUTT SCRATCHAAH
  Scritchy, scritchy, waitwha, already started
  CHIKN N PI

I think I just farted.

  EW
  EWW
  EWW
  EWWWWW
  EWWWWWWWWWW
  EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. . QQQQQ~~~~

There is a murderer. What do you do?

  WEAPONS!
  RUN OUTSIDE!
  RUN IN CIRCLES SCREAMING!
  Noooo! dont hurt me pls

Choose a weapon!

  Gun
  Knifes
  Pointy earring
  Chair
  Frozen peas
  IM DEAD, JKS IM ALIVE, JKS I JUST DIED AGAIN, OH WAIT, U CANT DIE 2CE!