NerdTests.com Quiz: Smartness Test

If you want to know how smart you are take this test! Most people will fail but you can do it!(prob. not but...) It has many trick questions be careful to read them slowly.

If a plane crashes on the Canada-USA border, where are the survivors buried?

Ummmmm.... duh! nowhere they're alive you murderer
Canada
USA
MEXICO!!!

If there's a black dog outside why can't you see it?

GHOST DOG!! OMG
You're blind
It's night time

What is this object?

YOUR FACE!!!!
IDK!? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS!?
YOUR MOM!!!
OH! I KNOW IT A SOCCERBALL
OH, WHAT ABOUT A DIRTY SHOE

Who is your moms only brothers brother-in law?

My uncle
Ghost, idk
My Cousin
A Person
My Dad
YOUR MOM

I red a book. Is that sentence correct?

Idk
Yeah
Nope!
No because yuo don't read books! Wait.... neither do I haha

What's 7 squared?

Oh, please no math
49
ummm...12
14
idk

What noise does a polar bear make? (hint: think about kids that are being stupid)

Grrrrrr
Roar
Moo
Quack
Nar Nar
Meow

When was the War of 1812?

Oh great now we're doing HISTORY?!?!?!
1754
1873
1812

If you fail this test what will you do?

Show it to all my friends
Goo back change the answers and print it, then show my friends
Curse this computer out
Nothing

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If the purple triangle is a right triangle what is the green triangle?

Wrong triangle
Left Triangle
Equilateral
Obtuse

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