how many times have you farted?

  2000-2500
  2501-4000
  0-1999
  i dont fart (then get out of here)

what makes YOU fart?

  beans
  magical beans
  people
  popcorn
  nuts

what is the texture of ur food!!?@?

  slimy
  mushy
  pointy
  sharp
  mellow
  hollow

on a scale of 1-5 how much power is usually in your fart?

  1
  2
  3
  4
  5
  1.7
  5.1

have you ever farted on someone?

  yes
  i did 2 seconds ago
  no
  i fart on myself

do you fart while your going pee?

  always
  never
  possibly

do you fart when your nervous?

  i am right now!
  this is a stupid test!
  i love you
  yes
  no
  maybe

do you think this test is over?

  i farted
  no
  yes

are you a fart fart ninja

  yes
  PEANUTBUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  no
  negros are my love no