You materialize in the middle of an important conference, with the world leaders discussing a serious problem. What do you do?

  Exterminate them all! I am now the world leader!
  The world leaders are inferior beings. They must be upgraded!
  Start the next world war. The glory!
  Ahem. Excuse me.
  What? Random world leaders? Cool!
  Start asking questions. This would make a great news story!
  Hey! I wonder if we could make any money from this!!
  What? WHAT? WHERE AM I?!?!?!?!?
  Immediately commandeer the meeting-- you know how to deal with this problem!

Which tool would you use if you were in a very bad, life threatening situation?

  My blaster, of course.
  Is there a computer around?
  A gun. Nothing better for the job.
  The trusty sonic screwdriver, of course!

What day of the week would you prefer to materialize on?

  Any day of the week is fine with me!
  Any day there's a match on!!!
  Any day but Sunday. Sundays are boring.
  Uh, Hows about my bleeding WEDDING DAY!

How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  Um, just one. Humans are intelligent creatures.
  Humans? Where?! EXTERMINATE!!!
  42
  ... Insufficient Data

Who would you say is "your type"?

  I go for older men.
  Oh, I like this one guy... but I don't think he likes me too. GAHHH!!!!
  Blondes.
  I had a type but she got stolen.

Why is the TARDIS stuck like that?

  It's a disguise, of course.
  Faulty chamelion circuit. I like it better this way, though!
  I of course know all of the technical details and could give a winded explanation.
  I dunno. I thought it was supposed to be like that.

What's your opinion on Shakespeare?

  Kinda boring, if ya ask me.
  Interesting.
  Oh yeah, old Will. Haven't talked to that guy in a while. How's he doing?
  He needs to brush his teeth.

If you could meet anyone in the universe, who would it be?

  Insufficient Data
  Why stop at one? I'll meet all of them!
  I'll meet whoever's there!
  Everyone, so that I can UPDATE them.

Do you like Christmas?

  Christmas needs to be EXTERMINATED!!!
  Yeah, whatevz.
  I hate Christmas.
  I LOVE Christmas!!!!