Do you tend to feel the need to lick yourself?

  yes
  no

If you feel the need to lick yourself, how often?

  all the time
  sometimes
  i don't
  only when I need to take a shower/bath!

What do you do at people you don't like?

  hiss and attempt to dig your fingernails into them
  hiss
  attempt to dig your fingernails into them
  something different (cat like)
  something different (human like)
  nothing, ignore it

If you saw a dog, what would you do?

  Ask the owner if I could pet it
  RUN AWAY!!! (i am not allergic)
  RUN AWAY!!! (i am allergic)
  Ignore it
  Stare at it, possibly hide from it

What do you eat meat out of?

  An animals rotting carcass
  a cat/dog bowl
  a plate
  I am vegetarian/vegan! I don't eat meat

Do you ever feel like you want to marry a cat?

  yes
  no

A cat walked up to you. You would __________________.

  ignore it
  pet it so very much
  kneel down and hold out a small box, and say, "Will you marry me?"

How many cats do you own and how happy are you about that?

  1-3. I love it/them all so much
  1-3 I love it/them like a pet
  1-3 I hate it/them
  4-10. I love it/them all so much
  4-10. I love it/them like a pet
  4-10. I hate it/them
  more. I love it/them all so much
  more. I love it/them like a pet
  more. I hate it/them

Do you ever walk on four feet for no reason?

  duh. All the time!
  sometimes
  never

How much a cat do you think you are?

  I am a cat, I'm no human!
  I think I am pretty much a cat
  Maybe a little bit
  Not at all
  I hate cats!