Would you kick an old lady?

  Yes
  No

Would you steal it from a baby?

  Yes
  No

Would you break up with your significant other (if you have one)?

  Yes
  No

If you saw a perfectly good, unopen klondike bar at the top of the garbage can, would you take it?

  Yes
  No

Would you jump off a very tall bridge (without dying or feeling much pain) for a life supply of klondike bars?

  Yes
  No

If you could clone klondike bars would you do it?

  Yep
  Nope
  Why the hell would I clone klondike bars...

On a scale of 1-5 how much do you like klondike bars? 5 being the best

  0
  1
  2
  3
  4
  5

Would you do klondike bar commercials for free klondike bars?

  Yes
  No

Would you like a klondike bar as a pet?

  Yes
  No