You are watching TV when a news broadcast comes on, saying that hedgehogs are taking over the world. What do you do?

  Ha ha, an invasion?! Please. I would totally ignore.
  Cry. Hedgehogs are my worst fear. ;_;
  OMG OMG OMG KIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
  I would immediately prepare for an invasion. Get all the supplies, call my friends, whatnot.
  Get the heck out of there!
  Grab some weapons and friends. Then get ready to fight.
  Hedgehogs?! What...are...hedgehogs...
  You are WEIRD, that would never happen.

You get the heck out of there, and manage to grab a few weapons and friends along the way. While everyone is sleeping...you spot a hedgehog! And he's armed! What do you do?

  KILLLLL HIMMMM
  Fight to the end, even if I die.
  Destroy him. >=)
  Run for my life...
  I must be having nightmares...I'M SEEING HEDGEHOGS *cry*
  Scream for help.
  Pancake.

Well, you barely survived the attack. However, the hedgehog kidnapped one of your friends! What will you do?

  Sob, because they'll NEVER be back.
  Valiantly go after him, but forget all my weapons along the way.
  MUST KILLLLL HEDGEHOGGGGG
  Find my friend, give them a weapon, and fight together.
  Fight, of course.
  FIGHTY MCFIGHT FIGHT
  Climb up a tree and stay there.
  Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow...
  Previous answer, but without the "sweet."

Candy corn.

  Candy corn.
  Candy corn.
  Candy corn.
  Candy corn.
  Candy corn.
  Candy corn.
  What?

Oh, no, the hedgehogs took you prisoner! Now what?

  Quietly plan a way to escape.
  Escape and get the heck out of the lair.
  Surrender! It's all over...
  MUUUUSSSSSTTTTT KILLLLLL
  Kill the hedgehogs in the lair with awesome powerz.
  Cry like a wimpy baby.
  HECK NO! I'M TOO UBERAWESOME!!!! FWEE-OSITY!
  You psycho, I'll never get kidnapped.

Somehow, miraculously, you escape. However, a hedgehog bites you and you become infected. What will you do about your friends?

  Say a sad goodbye and trudge off, alone.
  Get some weapons first!
  PWN ALL, YOU TRAITORS! YOU WORK FOR THE HEDGEHOGZ!!! NOOOO!!!!
  Sob...I'll never see my friends again...
  Stay with them. After all, I'm their friend, aren't I?
  Depart, with a lot of weapons, so you can kill any hedgehog you see.
  Duck pie?

Yay, you weren't infected after all! Sadly, you're away from camp and there's nowhere to go. Suddenly, you're surrounded by hedgehog warriors, what do do?

  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, PEOPLE!!!
  KILL ALLLLL
  Fight, fight, fight! I'm totally prepared!
  Make feeble attempts to surrender. Hey, it's better than death.
  Doom is commmmiiing....for all the hedgehogs, that is.
  Escape now!

You are near the end of the fight. The lead hedgehog warrior stabs you with a hedgehog quill. What will you do now?

  Cry, feeling death on the way.
  KILL THAT POOP-HEADED LEADER!!!
  Resist the pain and continue fighting.
  Fight, even if I know death is coming.
  Run, are you kidding?!
  Oh, great, death.

You died. What were your last words?

  "I'm sorry for everything, my spiky comrades! I'm sorry..."
  "At least I was able to kill off some of you quill-headed freaks."
  "I WILL KILL YOU ALL IN HEAVEN!!!"
  "Well, life was fun while it lasted."
  "You all will pay for this..."
  "You all, will, uh, face a painful death, too! Yeah, let's go with that."