NerdTests.com Quiz: total nutter

No!!!!!! I haven't been on nerd tests for ages about a year or something and now the site's all done up and different and i can't find any good tests so i'm making this one which will (hopefully) be good. Right, I'm one of THE nutters, I made the "total nutter" test with a friend 3 years ago and then made the scloobod test and i made a test called "the boring test" or something once but thats rubbish (its boring). Anyway, what I really wanted to do was keep changing the "total nutter" test but I can't because i can't remember the test ID number or something. I changed it a bit about a year ago and there is doctor who stuff at the end which u might not like depending probably on whether or not you like doctor who (i do!) and its out of date because of the sea devils. I dont think there will be dr who stuff in this test, probably not anyway but maybe 1 day i'll make a Doctor Who test. also, this is IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!
I WILL CHANGE THIS TEST EVERY FEW MONTHS OR SOMETHING SO CARRY ON PLAYING IT (PLEASE) BECAUSE IT WILL BE DIFFERENT. or it will be if i can ever be bothered to change it.

Have you read the thing about the test above? If not do so NOW!!!

Yes, i have
No, I will
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ha ha ha)
I like cheese
butterfly?
I like the other nutter best

Oh good you can add more questions because i could only find one. Okay this is a very important question:
Do you eat glue?

Yes
No
(Wierdo)
Is that the white stuff that tastes like grass?

Do you think you are insane?

...Possibly
No
Where is the toothbrush?
I am not insane, the voices in my head tell me so
No I am a total nutter
No I am a "total nutter"

Do you think me or the other nutter who helped make the "total nutter" test is better. (His hair is not like a kiwi anymore it has grown. He sulks and moans about the data protection act)

I like kiwis
You are greater, and stuff...
I don't know, I don't know you
My name is Mrs Macerena

Okay here is another new doctor who question!
Do you think i should make a doctor who test?
(It would be stuff like do u like daleks or cybermen better not quiz questions to see how much u know about it)

Yes! It would be brilliant
No I don't like doctor who
NOT FAIR!!! You said there was no doctor who stuff
I dont like doctor who, but I'm sure some people would enjoy it
Ia am sad. My duck billed platypus has run away

i am sad because doctor who isnt properly on for another year!
Now I am really depressed so i will go away and stick my head in a washing machine because i am so depressed. Goodbye the test is over

What??!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!
Finaly!
Goodbye, I will talk to my friend the lampshade now
I think there is a reindeer on the ceiling.

ONLY JOKING!!!!! It's not really over!!!

It is for me! (Clicks back arrow on computer/turns off computer/gets up and runs away/ throws brick at computer/screams and cries and collapses/jumps off cliff
I knew that. The mouse scrolls down loads more
I like mice. They est cheese. I eat cheese
Actually it wasn't a reindeer on the ceiling it was a carrot. I am always getting those 2 mixed up.
Crumpets

Okay for the next few questions, what do you think of when you see these words?
(Now you can get really frustrated because u think something totally different from the options i put down)
OKay here is the first word in capitals
SPOON

knife
Spork
No! I was once attacked by a family of aardvarks with spoons
Iceberg

Next word:
VAMPIRE

I am one
blood
pineapple juice
<Frustration>

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Fifth word:
REINDEER

Caribou
No, it is a carrot
Santa!!!
Dasher and Dancer and Donna and Blitzen, Comet and Cupid and Prancer and Vixen, and Rudolph and Olive
This quiz is rubbish

11)

Next Word:
BLOB

That is me too
Why is ther a carrot on my head?
Are they blue?
What is pizza

12)

Okay, that's enough words. Here is a question:

No there isn't!
Fantastic!
This quiz is brilliant!!!
I am a snail
You cant count

13)

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and noone is around to here it, what colour is the tree?

Blue
Green
Red
Cyan
Magenta
Eggshell
Bronze
All colours
Philosophy isnt worth my time

14)

Soory that question was stupid because i deleated the 1 before it but I didnt have time to change this one

Do you like jellybabies?

Yes
No
I like the red ones best!
Go scuba diving
I am a paranoid dwarf

15)

I am upset because all my best friends have left. They are called Khali and Rani and Kepala

That is sad
Why do I care???
Will you help me look for my duckbilled platypus?
You will fell better if you learn to fly. It is sclobdimerous!!

16)

Did i mention that they are tigers?

No
I don't know i can't read
That makes a difference
WHITENESS!!!!!
Gluestick

17)

Look! A new question: Do you like the Jump Ahead Computer games? (Jump Ahead Toddlers, Jump Ahead Year 1 Reading, Jump Ahead Nursery...)

Yes they're amzing!!!
Well, I did when i was FIVE!
They sound so cool!
Yes they're brilliant especially the songs..."A triangle has 3 sides, count them one, two, three..."

18)

This is the end because now i must have tea but remamber- do this quiz again because it might be different. You could also do the Scloobod test or the "total nutter" test. Last questions are usully all stuff like did u enjoy this test or would u tell other people your scor so i will ask sumthing different.
Do trees exist?

No
Maybe
That is a very hard question
I am a brain in a vat
I am a brain in a rat
THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERANGUE!!!!!

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