are you allergic to garlic?

  Yes
  No
  I don't know

do you sometimes say your W's like V's on accident?

  Yes
  No
  I do it on purpose!

do you have a silk red / black cape with high collar?

  Yes, it's so nice and cozy.
  Yes, but I never wear it anymore
  No

what do you do at night?

  turn into a bat and suck the blood out of farm cows
  turn into a bat and sleep on the ceiling
  sleep in my bed. i'm a human!

what's your favorite movie?

  dracula! the real blood-sucking version!
  dracula the cartoon version
  some movie that has nothing to do with dracula

what's your fav. food of the following?

  blood
  fresh cherry juice
  garlic bread

if you controlled your bedtime, when would it be?

  No sleep!
  7:00 am
  other

garlic. what's your reaction to that statement?

  *turns green* i'll be right back...
  *cringes*
  give it to me! YUM! *swallows the garlic clove whole*

what's your fav. color?

  Blood - Red
  Midnight - Black
  Other

what are you going to do after you finish this test?

  finish sucking the blood out of this live cow here.
  finish sucking the blood out of this dead cow here
  continue chatting with the people around me

are you scared of silver?

  No, but my werewolf brother is.
  No, but my big hairy cousin is.
  No

are you thirsty?

  Yes! I need blood every hour to satisfy my bloodthirst!
  Not really... although this test is making me want to have some blood...
  No... Why?

so you ARE thirsty?

  Yes! what do you not understand about " I NEED blood ONCE AN HOUR!"
  Sorta... not really... didn't you here me?
  NO! weren't you listening!?!?!

bye

  NO! don't go! I vant to suck your blood!
  hold on... do you have any cherry juice on you?
  uh... bye?