How old are you?

  3-
  4-12
  13-18
  19-45
  46-60
  61+

How fat are you?

  I'm not fat! Everyday I eat only celery and 2 fruits only and nothing else!
  I'm sort of skinny
  I'm normal, not fat, not skinny.
  I might have a few fatty areas around me
  I am chubby.
  My parents bought a weigh mesured in tons for me.

Do you get carsick?

  I never get carsick.
  I sometimes feel a little queezey around a tight turn when I'm in a car.
  I puked once when the car was shaking.
  When I get in a car or and type of vehicle I automatically barf!
  Whats a car?

When you are given an instruction manual what do you do?

  I would read it word by word.
  I would skim through it.
  I would only look at the pretty pictures.
  I throw it away, it wastes space. I can fix the radio no problem!
  Whats an instruction manual?

How do you handle electronic components?

  I will handle it with delicate fingers. The equipements will be polished everyday!
  I will fix it when it breaks. The cleaning is for my partner.
  I like the pretty buttons!
  What??? Are you speaking spanish?

How good is your geography(map reading skills)?

  maps make my head hurt, its too complicated!
  Why do you need a map in space? Everything is black.
  I know how to find a big area with a map.
  I can drive to the destination with a few directions.
  I know how to get there if I keep on looking at the map.
  I can memorize everything in a few seconds.

Can you decipher a diagram?

  It's easy! I do it everyday.
  I can read some complicated ones.
  I can read some easy ones
  It is very hard.
  I've never seen a diagram before.

When you are in a car, plane, or any other kind of vehicle, where do you usually sit?

  In the washroom or backseat with a barfbag
  In the passenger area
  Behind the piolet or driver, and see what they are doing.
  In the co-piolet seat or sitting beside the driver, sometimes helping.
  The driver seat.
  Never been in a car or plane before, does a bike count?

How good is your health?

  I have stay in the hospital long term.
  I go to the hospital once every week.
  I go to the hospital once every month.
  I go to the hospital once in a while to see how I do.
  I only go there for flu shots, and thats ordered by the government!
  I never went to the hospital before. I heard it smells.

An unidentified flying object is coming our way what do we do captain?

  Secure the door! Man the gun station! Shoot the !@#$ing thing! Noone blocks my path!
  Contact NASA immediately! Man the gun station incase of hostile attack!
  Broadcast a signal to it. If uidentified, contact NASA
  Train some cameras on it, it can be shown to NASA when we return.
  Hmmm?

One of our engine has broke! What do we do captain?

  Send the repair crew immediately! Report back! Contact NASA! Quick!
  MAY DAY MAY DAY! AAAAAAH WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
  Send some repari crews to it.
  What engine?
  Stop bothering me! Go away!
  You know what to do.

How would you react if you are sent out in a space suit to fix the metal plating on the International Space Station?

  WHAAAAT? HOW CAN I GO TO SPACE YOU CRAZY? IM GONNA DIE!
  I don't want to go! can you send someone else instead?
  Awww, fine fine fine I'll go.
  Sure I'll go.
  YEAH! FINALLY I GET TO GO INTO SPACE!!!!
  How many dogs does it take to eat a cat?

Have you ever been in space before(bonus)?

  I went to space almost every year.
  I went once
  Never

Did you understand the questionnaire?

  Yes
  I had difficulties with some.
  None of them