On a scale of 1 to 4 how monkey do you feel on a daily basis?

  1
  2
  3
  4
  oo oo aa aa

If you could choose between one food for the rest of your life what would it be?

  Pizza
  Healthy foods
  Bananas and bugs
  water

How hairy are you?

  Practically a naked mole rat
  a little fuz
  Armpit hair and a luscious chest of hair
  No part of my body isn't covered in hair

What do you think of society?

  I think we have a great system going for humanity!
  It's alright but it could use some work
  It's not great but I do think we could improve it
  NO SOCIETY ONLY BANANA

Who do you think is more superior on planet earth?

  Humans
  monkey

How do you feel about feces?

  Ew! I'm glad we have everyday utilities to dispose of it quickly and efficiently!
  MUST THROW POO OO OO AA AA

When you see a human being what is your natural response?

  Give eye contact and approach with a greeting
  Avoid any kind of contact with the person
  Pound on your chest and scream at the top of your lungs

What do you think about cars?

  They're a great way to get around!
  They're alright but I prefer more "green" alternatives
  BIG SHINY THING GO FAST ME NO LIKE

overall do you feel like monkey?

  Not at all!
  Maybe, but that's just because of evolution.
  MONKEY RAIN SUPREME ALL HAIL MONKEY