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Is my belly too fat?

This is a quiz to see what you think of me and my fat belly. I wanna know your opinion. Don’t put any answers to be nice, please, I want your honest opinions.

I am 5’3” and 173 pounds. How fat am I?

Normal weight
Slightly above average
That’s pretty unhealthy
That is extremely unhealthy. You should visit the doctor immediately.

This is my belly

That pretty normal
A little pudgy, but not too bad
That is very fat.
Extremely fat.

How big around do you think my waist is?

25-30
31-35
35-40
40+

This is my belly fat sitting down. As you can see, it rests in my lap.

That’s pretty normal. It’s not even that big
That seems like it’s just enough to keep warm in the winter
That is quite a bit. You must be uncomfortable carrying all of that around
That’s an incredibly large amount.

This is how far I can stick my hand in.

That’s pretty average
That is a little more than usual
You shouldn’t be able to do that much
I’ve never seen anyone have that deep of a layer of fat

This is my belly fat when I lean forward sitting down.

That looks like nothing out of the ordinary
That is quite pudgy
That is quite the tummy!
Woah that’s huge!

This is my belly fat when I lean forward standing up

Seems normal to me
That’s just a little more than most people!
That’s pretty large for a 14 year old’s tummy!
If it wasn’t so lumpy I’d assume you were 9 months pregnant.

When I lay down, this is the view from the side

It’s only a little bump. Not much there at all
It’s just like some gently rolling hills.
That ball of fat is kinda like the Rocky Mountains...
It the top was just a smidge pointier, you could convince me I was looking at Mt. Everest

This is what happens when I try to grab my fat belly.

That’s not too much.
That’s a wee bit unhealthy there...
You could feed a family for a few days.
You could literally feed an entire family for like a month. That is, if they are okay with eating a huge ball of fat.

10)

Here is a better view of my lower belly. As you can see, I am about as striped as a tiger, and no, I haven’t had a baby or been pregnant 😁

Well that about as much as most people get during puberty.
That’s about too much, maybe try to chill on the fatty foods...
Tiger stripes is pretty accurate, though a tiger doesn’t have as many.
Yeah, maybe tiger stripes if the tiger was pregnant. You sure you’ve never carried a child?

11)

My whole belly again. This time with more of a view.

Pretty average
That’s a bit more than normal, I have to admit.
That’s quite the belly you’ve acquired over the years.
I’d say it looks soft like a pillow but it’s close to a queen sized mattress.

12)

Overall, what would you rate me in terms of fatness? Don’t forget to leave a comment or comment on my belly!

Average
Chubby
Quite fat
Obese/Morbidly Obese

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