If there was a puddle would you...

  Avoid at all cost water is the worst
  Glide around like a boss in the water
  Use move to swing into puddle

If in a staring contest...

  Stare into your opponents eyes and watch them burn
  Ignore them and find something fun to do
  Stare like your life depends on it

If you see a bouncy ball...

  Run and play I can't resist
  Wait for other Pokemon to get on it might not be safe
  Bounce like its the last thing you can do

If you see a mewtwo...

  Grab your poke all and try to get inside
  Try to befriend it more freinds more fun
  Ditch your trainer fight it leave no mercy cause... You wanna be the very best like no Pokemon ever was

Team rocket attacks...

  Take the poke puffs and ditch the losers who think you will protect them
  Do a switch with dedenne he was always protected
  Report back to trainer and try to protect they are your life and soul

You have are evolving...

  I can't wait to do this I can finally walk yay
  I already have my evolution stone in my pocket
  No never

You find out you can't mega evolve...

  I can't live like this good bye crule world
  Mah doesn't matter I am special I am...
  I haven't even evolved yet I'm still my first form

You're Pokemon trainers new Pokemon is a dedenne what do you do...

  Take dedenne to an all you can eat buffet then leave it there and dress up as dedenne for the rest of your life
  Mah doesn't matter my trainer isnt my favourite either
  My life is ruined I will go back to professor sycamore

You're Pokemon trainer was offered a poke des and starter Pokemon in the hoenn region but they have to leave all they're Pokemon behind

  Dress up as a mud kip it will be fun to see more Pokemon
  Stow away in the trainers bag
  Finnally I can catch xernias and rule the world

Would you rather

  Serina
  Ash
  Clemen