NerdTests.com Test: Would you survive a school killer?

You here the microphone buzz in you ur classroom- ITS THE PRINCIPLE!! "RUN!!! GET THE KIDS OUT!!! NOW! LEA-" she didn't finish. Then a deeper voice talks, "Hello." You here an evil cackle. What do you do?!?

Faint
Cry, just cry. It's hopeless!!
Run to your backpack and grab out your best nerd gun- ITS ON!
Run around like a nut ball screaming your head off
Follow your teachers instructions
Run over to my crush and hug him/her and admit you love them.
Sharpen all the best pencils- WERE GONNA BREAK SOME EYE BALLS!!!
Pray to God. (Me: YUP)
Get your legs and hands ready, their gonna be kicking some nuts!

Your class runs out of the classroom, and your teacher heads to the gym, what now?

IM GONNA FOLLOW THE FREAKIN LEADER DUMMY
Reload my nerf guns while running
Run ahead of everyone, you need to be ready to run just in case
Run side by side with your friends and crush.

If you decided to run ahead, YOUR DEAD. How did it go?

IM ALIVE!!!
I'm dead :(

You run past the basketball hoops that are inside the gym. Your teacher decides to hide under neath the big rows of seats (where people sit to watch..) what now?

I find the best spot, get down on the ground and cover my neck with my hands.
Quietly set your nerf guns on the ground, and lurk closer to the entrance, might as well protect them.
Hide somewhere else, like maybe in the bathroom.
Sit by your crush and friends, then cry quietly.
I'm dead

If you decided to hide somewhere else, or cry quietly, THE KILLER HEARD/FOUND YOU!! Are your u alive???!

YES!!!
No x_x

The killer managed to shoot some other random kids you didn't know. He then sees you with your friends and crush. He aims his gun and is about to shoot. WHAT DO YOU DO???!!?

Hug all my friends and squueze my eyes tightly
Shoot him in his nut with a nerf gun
Throw your pencils and erasers at him
CHARGE!! Ram your head into his stomach and the kick his nuts as hard as you can, then run around to his back and grab his phone out of his pocket, the before leaving kick him in the butt. FLEE!!!
I'm dead.

If you just stood their and cried, or threw your pencils and erasers at him, your dead. How did it go?

IM ALIVE!!!!
I'm dead, AGAIN X_X

The killer shoots your teacher. You start running away with ONLY your crush, where do you go?!

IM FREAKIN DEAD ALRIGHT
I run to our lockers, then just lock ourselves in there
Run to the music room and hide in the closet, squueze between some boxes or something
Run to the cafeteria, and the. Run into the kitchen. Hide in one of the cabinets or pantries
Stop running away, it's useless anyway.
Run outside.
Run into the library and hide behind some bookshelfs.

If you ran outside, hid in the library, hid in your lockers, your dead. How did it go?

IM ALIVE!!
I'm dead x_x

10)

While hiding, you here the killers footsteps getting closer. You pull out the phone you snatched. It's about to die. Who do you call?

My mom/dad
Police
That guy I saw at the mall yesterday

11)

If you called your parents, or that guy you saw, your dead. How did it go?

I'm dead
I'm alive!!!

12)

The police arrive and they yell, " We have the place surrounded, COME OUT WITH YOUR FREAKIN HAND UP!" The killer sees you and your crush sneaking by. He shoots your crush and then makes a run for it. What now?!?!? (The killer shot his/her shoulder)

Place my crush slowly on the ground and tend to their shoulder. Love comes first
Carry them somewhere safe and hidden then tend to then
Leave them behind. They will only be a burden.
Carry them outside to the ambulance
I'm dead

13)

If you left your crush, your dead. How did it go?

IM ALIVE!!!
I'm dead x_x

14)

You and your crush make it out safely. The school will be closed for 5 weeks. Where do you 2 decide to go?

ICE CREAM!!!!
PIZZA!!!
PARENTS HOUSE!!!
BEACH!!!
Other
I'm dead

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