okay.... zombies have invaded your house and you dont have time to find your machete. what do you grab?

  Umbrella
  hell, i got time for anything! now where did i leave that machete....
  chair
  im gonna use my flippin hands! mortal kombaaaaaat!

you completely annihilate the zombies. there is one left. what do u do?

  fatality! freeze him with cryogenic powers and then rip his guts out and have myself a barbeque
  rip his eye out, put it on the table, rip his other eye out and make him eat it while watching himself eat it.
  run around in circles screaming " chicken wings!!!!"
  invite him to join you for dinner.

you go outside. a pretty gal is just about to be killed by a shot gun weilding zombie. what do u do?

  cheer on the zombie and hope he knows how to fire
  buy some popcorn and enjoy the film.
  go jackie chan on his butt and 0wn some n00b
  stab the zombie with a magic knife and before she thanks you stab the girl as well

you and charlotte run off to a gun shop. there are 4 guns on sale. waht do you take?

  heatseeker
  shotgun
  machine gun
  bazoooooooooooooka!

you find a mall and see some shops. zombies are there but you shoot them on the spot. which shop do you enter?

  grocery store
  go to the new sweet shop and hope they have that mega mouth candy spray you have waited for for ages
  super military gun shop
  sports shop and find the skiis. im going on holiday!

charlotte is suddenly bitten from behind by an athletic zombie. you shoot the zombie. what happens to charlotte?

  shoot the witch!!!
  hesitate but decide its for the best
  leave her and get infected and destroy the world
  kiss her and then shoot her

a helicopter arrives and a zombie with a bazooka fires. the helicopter gets hit and its coming down in front of you. what u gonna do?

  prepare to die. its gonna happen some time.
  teleport to china and have some tea
  scream " its a me, mario!" and roll outta the way
  blow it up with your grenade you happened to find and take over the world

if you get slayed by the zombies will you tell anyone?

  Yes
  No
  why do i care?
  no way!

if you 0wn the zombies, will you tell?

  Yes
  No
  why wouldnt i?
  no way, i feel sorry for the poor zombies.

how much do you like taking tests?

  a lot
  not that much
  i never do
  all the time

did you enjoy this test?

  Yes
  No
  it was stupid and i hated it
  awesome! pl0x! w00t! l33t h4x0r!

so do you think you survived?

  yep
  nope
  yeah, i totally annihilated them
  no way i got 0wned

do you like zombies?

  yes
  no
  hell yeah!
  hell no they freak me out

are you gonna create your own test?

  nope
  yep
  its a me, mario!
  i like cheesecake