You are about to begin this test how do you prepare?

  Being as random as possible
  looking at my toungue in the mirror and wondering how many possible ways are there to make it green
  singing bob the builder
  I dont need to study for such a test
  hey im going to eat pie

your friend just enters the bus and starts to bust out a dance move how do you react

  join the dance floor and breakdance
  No
  slap that person silly
  stare and walk away
  laugh hystericaly
  im going to eat pie

What time is it

  half past 6
  vhat eees dees tiiimee zat you speeeek ov
  game time
  i found some pie in the pantry
  why do you care

Do you think you are randomer than me. One of these answers will get you lots of points.

  Yes
  No
  i told you already im the normal one

Do people frequently call you "speacial"

  my parents do but its because they love me right?
  no *starts to whistle*
  wouldnt you like to no
  i am not speacial ed i am noraml FOOL

Which answer is best?

  Hi answer 3
  Answer 1 why wont you say hi to me
  Answer 1 doesnt care about you answer 2
  Um I agree with answer 3
  Dont be mean to answer 2 even if he is speacial
  Should I be scared that the answers are holding a conversation

Ok tell me how you feel when i say this word.

"CHALUPA"

  AAAAHHHHHHHH get away you crazy mexican food
  yummy yummy in my tummy
  are chalupas those thing you put in electronic stuffs to make them work
  i eat those stuff
  dont answer me or your nose will implode

hi

  the computer is talking to me
  No
  hi are you god
  google.com
  whats up with answer number 4

are there 6 more question to go

  Yes
  No
  why are you asking me such hard questions
  these are questions?

what s your favorite kind of food

  honey roasted hamm
  cake with chili on it that is lightly salted and baked to 306degrees celsius
  anything edible
  something green
  stoopid

say something random

  something random
  crud i gotta go potty again
  blue monkey butts
  how much wood can a wood chuck chuck
  I am not random

do you feel happy

  no im a goth im so depressed hey look a cliff * is now dead*
  yes now whers my prize
  why?
  i feel mad this test suxs
  be nice answer 4

im tired of making up questions. you give me random questions

  how many teeth have you lost so far
  did you know i can count to eleventybagillion
  can you paint my fingers
  how do i end this test

no the test is almost over

  Yes
  No
  hobo
  afro
  chicken wings
  these are all lies

its the end of the test so say bye

  bye and good riddance
  bye ill miss you
  i bathe in printer ink
  its all a dillusion u r in a dream
  i think answer 4 is trying to meditate
  oh yea one last thing can you get me out of this mental hospital