How much do you like poop?

  poop is my friend...
  I LOVE POOP!!!! i agree with you answer 1!
  now why would i like poop??
  no

I say poop, you say

  P-O-O-P ROX MY SOX!!!!
  EWW
  no
  *dances with delight* yay!

what is poop made of?

  its made of me!
  no
  stuffs that you eat
  all i know is POOP IS YUMMY TO MY TUMMY!!!!

poop+pee=

  *thinks* pooee.....ITS POOEE!!
  no
  poopersnickle cookies are good....*gets cookies*
  wow..... i'm not sures abouts thats one......

so how do you like this test so far? is it poopy enough for you?

  OMG! YES! its the poopyest test i have EVER seen! *drools*
  yeah i have to say that it is pretty poopy!
  no
  yes

how many times a day do you poop?

  like 5 BILLION!!!
  oh, cant answer! going poop right now.
  ummm........donno.
  that is the nastyest thing i have ever heard....

Do you like to look or smell your poop after you are finished?

  yes
  no
  BOTH!!
  i do both every time i go.... even after OTHER people go......

ok. this is the last question

  NNNNOOOOOOOOO! DONT LEAVE ME MY POOPY FRIEND!!!
  FINALLY!!!!
  *sniffles* i'll miss you! write to me!
  i hate ur guts......but pie is good.

ok good bye and i hope you liked the test

  oh i sure did!! please come again!
  i thought that was the last question? *looks confused*
  *continues wailing* COME BACK!!!!!!! IM GONNA MISS YOU SO!
  omg im SO glad this is over.....