The parents r about to leave, what do you ask them?

  Bye (that's not a question)
  Phone number ,emergency contacts, permission to play on their computer
  Phone number, emergency contacts allergies, if kids have any conditions that require any medication (ASD,ocd astmah)
  If the kids are brats me: wtf

It turns out tatiana has ASD and astmah and needs to take medication before bed and in the morning . You enter the living rooms do the kids stop what they are doing and look up . What do you do?

  Say my name is ............... And I will be taking care of you for 2 days ( mommys on a bisness trip) but mommy will be here soon.
  Order them to sit down in front of you while you call your bf/gf with bad words
  Ignore them and watch tv (even though there is a baby left near a fire without a guard)

It's dinner time, what do you feed the kids?

  Mini pizzas with carrot sticks and baby food with milk 4 the baby. Vanilla ice cream and bananas for dessert
  Stones 4 the kids bbq ribs 4 the baby
  Nothing
  Cookies and ice cream

You have a quick outside game of tag and joey falls and scrapes his knee! What do you do?

  Clean it with antiseptic cream , remove any dirt from the cut, and put a superman band aid on it.
  Idk
  Oh no!bandage it with leaves!

The kids are dirty and need a bath, but joey refuses.

  Fine, be stinky!
  Say ul kick him unless he gets in the bath
  Come on, the bubble ship needs its captain!

It's bedtime and the kids r ready for bed. But Candace starts crying. What do you do?

  SHUDDUP >:(
  Idk
  Peaked sure her clothes aren't too tight or itchy,check her diaper and rock her.

Its breakfast time. What do you feed the kids?

  Rice crispies with milk, Apple sclices,toast and baby food for Candace..
  Stones
  McDonald's

Tatiana runs off to play with joey in the living room,what do you do?

  Ask her to stop, give her 2 puffs of her inhaler and then let her go and play
  Let her play
  Play?

Joey wants to play superheroes with tatiana but tatiana wants to play with her barbie dolls. What do you do?

  Encourage them to play together( eg: tatianas barbie dolls are u nder attack by aliens and joeys action figures save them...etc)
  Shuddup or I'll put u both to bed them: it's only 7 in the morning
  What u talking bout I burn all their toys

Mom arrives back home, what do you do?

  Say they were very well behaved,that you gave tatiana her medication, ask for money, say thank you and goodbye,,and leave.
  Yuc
  Snatch money out of their hands and leave.