You see on the TV that they're talking about an apocalypse, what's the first thing on your mind?

  You feel worried
  You don't care
  You ask your parents what's happening
  Corn

Your parents have told you that school is canceled until further notice, what is your reaction?

  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Why?
  Does this have something to do with the apocalypse?
  Boo
  Thank god for the apocalypse!

You are awoken by a strange, unnatural sound coming from outside, dogs start barking and car alarms go off, what do you do?

  Investigate
  Go back to bed and shut the window
  Listen to some T. Swift!
  Aww!!!! But I was having a dream about corn and cheese!
  Ask my parents what's going on (me: your parents will never tell you Hun)

All Stores are closed down and your parents are packing their bags what do you do?

  WHAT?! HOW WILL I BUY MORE CORN?!!?!?!?!?!?
  Demand my parents tell me what's going on
  Pack away too
  Pretend like I didn't see that
  Go to the bathroom

your parents finally tell you: the earth will be destroyed and all life on it will perish. Butt, your parents tell you that all the humans are moving to Mars and that they have to leave NOW. What are your thoughts?

  No more corn? ð��¢
  Try to process what they just said
  Right, we have to leave right now or its an early grave
  Refuse to move

Your too late anyways, the humans left and you and your parents are the only people left in the ENTIRE world what now?

  Cherish these last few minutes moments (cliché)
  Get as much corn as possible
  Figure something out!
  Listen to Taylor swift one more time

How do you feel right now?

  Corny
  Scared
  You won't give up
  Happy
  Filled with adrenaline
  Constipated
  Bad/sad
  Grateful that you lived at least
  What?

this is it, the end...

  You cry
  You hug your parents
  You hug your corn
  Your still listening to Taylor swift

Lol just kidding, anyway your parents heard that there's another ship about to leave earth and you most definitely could make it, will you go?

  DUH
  No
  As long as I can bring my corn with me
  Hold on! The song's almost done!
  Ya