1)
How do you feel about sports?
I enjoy them, and I think they're fun.
It's a great way to get down and dirty, really show your athletic self off.
They help keep your body in shape and healthy.
They're too dangerous me thinks..
Sports suck. I'd rather play video games.
2)
Would you be willing to take some pain or get hurt in sports?
Yes, it's part of the game, and may happen.
No, I'd rather stick to less aggressive sports.
No, I'm a bit.....fragile. Sports aren't for me.
Sports suck! And fat is your friend...
Sports do suck, but I don't agree with the last comment above.
3)
Do you like sports that take a lot of athletic ability and endurance? Or would you rather play a sport that has you thinking and using your skills more often.
I'd go with agility and thinking sports, I find it more of a challenge.
I'd go with the endurance sports, it helps you stay in shape more.
Erm....you do know that sweat smells, right?
You aren't getting me, are you? Sports SUCK.
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5)
Do you have a favorite sport? If so, what?
Basketball, Football, Baseball man! Mainstream stuff!
I like watching the Tour De' France and people like Lance Arm Strong Push it.
You know, I saw these guys jump off a tree onto a trampaleen once. The trampaleen broke, and they fell through.
Sports are from the Devil. Just a way to get on us.
6)
Do you like team sports?
Yes, the brotherly/sisterly bondage is great.
I like working alone, it helps me consentrate better.
Uhm....I'm in a clan on Halo 2. The Gourmet Nuns. We beast.
I'm gonna frippin stab you if you talk about sports again....
7)
If you, per say, made a touch down during a football game in front of millions of screaming fans, what would you do?
Shake it like a Salt Shaker. YEAH!
Just walk off, not make a big commotion. Probably thank God I made it alive.
Wait. Touchdowns are in Football? I thought that was Hockey...
Take out an M16 and shoot all the players!
Well, considering the players that survived would probably maul me, I'd just leave instead of shooting everyone.
8)
Considering this quiz is coming to a close, how do you think you ranked up?
I'm a balla for sho!
Probably something simple like running.
I don't really know...I don't think I'm just some pale faced indoors kid though...
The truth. I don't really do sports. Well really, at all. I haven't left the house in days.
If sports were chickens, I'd bite their heads off and spit them at that Madden guy.
9)
Did you enjoy taking this quiz?
Yeah, it was fun.
Sure, I guess I learned a little about myself when I thought about it.
Not really....I could relate to third question a lot though...
It sucked. I nearly axed my computer in half.
10)
If the word "Sport" was an acrostic poem, what would it be?
Some people out running together
Six playas Ollieoopin Ringing Touchdowns
Uhm.....Acrostic? I'm not that good with poems...
Suck paste overrated rat trash
