First off, which of these popular pets do you relate to the most?

  The playful and sociable dog
  The secretive and snappy cat

A ten-dollar bill, carried on the wind, lands on your shoe. After picking it up you realize it fell from the charity money bin a handful of feet away. What do you do?

  Snag the bill and go.
  Return the money.

You and a friend have seen one of your favorite famous people, by chance! Your friend approaches them as they cross the street for their autograph, but a car comes along. Reaction?

  You stand there, picking the seams of your shirt. No way do you risk!
  "LOOK OUT!" You run forward to save them.
  I don't have friends and/or don't like famous people.

You are / would become popular because...

  Everyone likes my company and my jokes.
  Everyone likes me until the blackmail and stealing starts.

People who are older than you have...

  No knowledge of today and my generation.
  Much knowledge to offer.

You lie because...

  I don't want to get in trouble or have anyone not like me.
  I need to help someone or myself.
  Trick question, I don't lie! Ever!

You have to get out of your house. As in now. You first snag...

  My little totem from my youth, notebook, food. And my little sibling.
  Phone, blanket, food, and my poor pet!
  I'M OUTTA HERE!

You think you will be...

  Light as a feather!
  Dark like the side of an erupting volcano until lava hits you.
  Uh... Is there an in-the-middle? (Yes.) YAY!

Will you rate this quiz? You do that by clicking the numbers at the top when you finish.

  Yeah, if I get the result I want you get a good rating, quizmaker.
  I rate fun quizzes well and flawed quizzes badly. So, uh, yes.
  Nah. No ratings for me.