Would you rather spend Christmas( or any religious holiday) in?

  In the Nether with Herobrine
  With Notch in his castle
  With Steve in his house

He got you?

  Steve got me a diamond
  Herobrine got me a obsidian sword like his
  Notch got me a crown like his

First kiss

  Notch flat out kisses you
  Steve tells you you lip is bleeding than kisses you
  Herobrine plays with yor hair and kisses you

First date

  You and Notch go to a fancy restraunt
  Steve makes you a farm
  Herobrine and you go killing noobs

Valentines cards

  Notch gives you roses
  Steve gives you another diamond
  Herobrine gives you a card that says " I hate you, because you made me want you, you made me love you

Your reaction

  You slap Notch
  You cry at Steve
  Herobrine starts trickling you

22nd date

  You stay at home with Steve
  You go into the dark woods with Herobrine
  Same place as first date with Notch

Jokes from your guy friend

  Notch does the ice bucket challenge on you
  Steve loses you before you start cryin
  Herobrine traps you in his strong arms

O my God ( or any spirtual belief)

  Notch proposes and you say yes
  Steve proposes and you say yes
  Herobrine asked you to marry him and you say yes