Has a dog died recently?

  yes......sob
  Uhhh No

Has a relaltive died recently?

  Yaaaa.........Sob
  No way

Have you had a breakup recently?

  Yaaaaa......The boy(girl) of my dreams
  what's a breakup?
  I don't like people

Have you been getting sick after being sad for a while?

  ya......:*
  No

Are you crying right Now?

  ya.....what's wrong with that snifle
  I don't cry

Has any pet died recently?

  ya
  no way

Are you feeling sorry for yourself?

  no
  yes

Thoughts of suicide?

  yes.....already made a plan
  no
  I'm sad but no

Are you feeling better?

  yes
  no