Do you see your crush look at you all the time?

  Uhh no... why would he? i mean look at me.
  All the time!
  Of course im fab!!
  Does that really mean he likes me?

Does he always talk to you!

  Nah, not really maybe once or twice
  Yes. but he does act weird around me
  No i'm invisable to him
  Yea... we are like two best friends

Has your crush held your hand, texted you first/call you, pat you on the back, or give you hugs?

  One time on the hug
  Never
  All of them all the time cause once again i'm fab!
  he/she has huged me and pated me on the back

Has your crush come to you first when there was a problem or some good news of his or hers?

  Haha... shut up
  Yes! we are like two best friends
  WHYYYYYYYYY
  Do they have too?

Does your crush ask you to hang out?

  My crush doesn't even know i excist
  No but iv'e asked
  Yea. we sometimes hang out
  Depends?

Do you think about your crush 24/7?

  Uhh.. Maybe
  No i have way to many things to think about
  100% YASSSS
  Yes and no?

Have your friends said that they also like your crush?

  They would never!
  Yes... and that's not fair, cause i liked him/her first
  No way!! They're my friends
  MINE AND MINE ONLY!!!!!!

Have you seen your crush talking about you without you knowing?

  No and It's devistating
  In a mean way or nice way. cause if nice than yes
  All the time. cause im so popular
  Nah.

TBH I have a crush and he said that I was his BAEst Friend!! has your crush said that to you?

  No, your so lucky
  I hate you
  Yes isn't it exciting
  No way!! he did not! and my crush said i was his/her friend.