Are blue eyes pretty?

  Yes
  No

Is it true that only brunette a are pretty?

  Yes
  Duh
  No

I'm 11, 4 ft 11 inches and weigh 96 lbs. fat?

  Yes
  No
  Obese

My teeth aren't straight and I can't smile big. Does that make me look weird?

  Gurl your teeth be like shark teeth
  Yes
  Everyone had odd teeth before braces

I play volleyball.

  NO SPANDEX FOR YOU FATTY!
  I WANT THE BOOTY
  Eww, sports

Does being smart make me anymore attractive?

  Sure
  No
  U is a pig gurh, ain't nothin gonna make u pretty

I love food

  Fat pig
  Me too
  You should lay of the bacon

If I am funny

  I would like you
  I'd think you're jokes are stupid and throw a rock at you
  I would give you my unicorn

Your choice

  You sound ugly
  Zayumm bae lemme get those digits
  LEAVE MY PRESENCE