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Creepypasta Test: Eyeless Jack
Welcome as we test your knowledge on the famous Creepypasta, Eyeless Jack. Featuring Sunruke and Eyeless Jack himself!
Sunruke: Welcome everybody to "Do You Know Your Creepypasta" with our special guest Eyeless Ja- Eyeless Jack: This isn't a game show and that's not even the name of our test. Sun: You ruined the fun... Anyway, first question: What is Jack's favorite food? Jack: I know this one! It's - Sun: JACK, LET THE TAKERS CHOOSE. Jack: Fine.
Some other organ that nobody cares about.
Jack: Alright, my turn. Hmm.. How old am I?
About 15,000 years old.
45,000 years old.
2 million years old.
Sun: When is meal time for Eyeless Jack? Jack: What's with you and food?
Whenever you GO TO SLEEP! Jack: See what I did there?
12:00 P.M. Sun: Like any other NORMAL PERSON WOULD! Jack: Shut up.
Anytime he wants. Jack: 'CUZ IM A REBEL!
He doesn't need to eat. Jack: If I didn't eat then I would starve. Hey, this reminds me of- Sun: Off topic. Jack: Sorry...
Jack: Why is my name Eyeless Jack?
Because you have no eyes and your name is Jack...
Because you wear sunglasses all the time. Jack: 'CUZ I'M A REBEL!
Because you wear really thick glasses. Jack: 'CUZ I'M A NERD
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I IZ D4 H4X0RZ!!!1 Jack: Nice 1 you got there.
Sun: Where does Jack live? Jack: I LIVE IN A DUMP.
The Dump. Jack: Not literally...
In Jackland. Jack: Jackland? I wanna go there.
In some random person's house. Jack: She still doesn't know.
In Abandoned Disney. Jack: I love that place!
In your TV. Jack: DUN.
In your video games. Jack: DUN
In your waffle maker. Jack: DUUUUUN
Jack: What is the name of my Creepypasta story?
Laughing Jack. Jack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nightmare on Elm Street.
The Last House.
I'm Watching You.
The Fourth Wall.
Who Was Phone?!?!? Jack: Ew.
Sun: WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?
Yo bald headed granny.
Jack: What kind of question is this?
Jack: Who is my relative?
Jeff the Killer.
Sun: BONUS QUESTION TIME! EACH CORRECT ANSWER IS WORTH DOUBLE THE POINTS. Jack: How can it be double if there is only one correct answer per question? Sun: BECAUSE IT IS. NOW, WHAT IS JACK'S CATCHPHRASE?
GO TO SLEEP.
Sweet, juicy kidneys.
Care for a rose, darling?
Jack: 'CUZ I'M A REBEL. Sun: Stop saying that, it's not even your catchphrase. Jack: Might as well be.
Another organ donor... Yum.
Sun: FINAL QUESTION! Jack: Already? Sun: Yeah, your story isn't that complex so I was running out by question 5. Jack: Then you should've called in Laughing Jack. Sun: Maybe I will! Jack: You wouldn't dare! Sun: Oh I would. LAUGHING JACK COME HERE. Jack: Noo! Laughing Jack: Finally, that waiting room was packed with Creepypastas. Sun: I need you to ask a question about Eyeless Jack here. You'll be our next guest. L.J.: Alright. Who took the picture of Eyeless Jack? E.J.: Not you so get out of here!
L.J. YES ME! E.J.: NOOOO!
The home owner.
The dump worker.
Some random kid on the street who saw Jack eating something.
There are no pictures.
Some other creepy pasta.
Jack took it himself. E.J.: I'm not a selfie person, got it?
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