The ship is sinking, and you are in your cabin, stuck there. What do you grab?

  A knife. I'll stab the ship to keep it from sinking!
  A banana. Bribe the ship?
  A life Jacket. Logical. Right?
  Your best suit. Best die like the most dapper gangster on the ship
  Rubber Ducky. If the ship sinks, you will have company.

You wake up on the beach, the waves splashing up against you. Where do you go from here?

  Sit on the beach, and make a sand Castle
  Run into the jungle, screaming
  Walk along the shore and hunt for berries
  Grab a stone and look for a stick to tie it onto, to hunt
  Look for somebody else on the island

A monkey in the tree, just ahead- what do you do???

  Sneak up on it, and choke it
  Tackle it
  Hug it
  Let it beat you to death.

Are you fit?

  Not Really
  My Level 80 Orc is REALLY Strong!
  Slightly
  Very

Would you kill an animal for food?

  Only as a last resort
  If it attacked me first
  Yes
  NEVER
  For the LOLs

There are tribals on this island!

  Run in and hug everyone!
  Burn their houses down
  Steal from them
  Sacrifice yourself to their gods!
  Any of the options, if you calculate their moves, and watch what they do, and if they are friendly
  Say hi.

Is this edible?

  #YOLO
  Hell no!
  It is
  I don't know
  It's poisonous, but I am suicidal

What do you find first?

  A good knowledge of the geography of the island
  Fresh Water
  Salt Water
  Food
  Shelter
  Higher Ground

A Boat in the distance!

  Make a signal fire
  Swim to it
  Screw them! I like my island! There's no Taxes!
  Call out for help