How old are you?

  5th grade
  6th grade
  7th grade
  8th grade
  Other

Do you have a sense of humor?

  Yes, definitely.
  No.
  Maybe?
  Some call it funny, some call it annoying.
  My friends say I do, but who am I to say?

Where would you say you are socially? (PLEASE be honest or you mess everything up and this whole thing is pointless)

  Jock.
  Nerd.
  That random dude in the corner.
  Coolio!
  I dunno.

Do you congratulate yourself upon using words such as "whence" or "therefore"?

  No.
  Why would I do that?
  YES!!! ALWAYS!!! DO YOU?!?!?!?
  Those are not words.
  Those are words, but they are not part of my daily vernacular.

Have you ever heard this song:
There's a house at the top of a tree...
There's a house at the top of a tree...
In the house there's a room...
In the room there's a chair...
And sitting in the chair is...
You-oo-oo-oo-oo!

  What kind of c*** is that?
  No.
  MY FAVORITE!
  I used to sing that all the time.
  Yes, but now it's stuck in my head and I'm annoyed.
  I have not heard that song but I'm looking it up!
  That passes for a song???

How much free time do you have?

  Zero. I'm busy.
  Medium.
  All my free time is spent reading, but I could make time if I tried.
  What is this "free time" of which you speak?
  Tons.

Are you dating?

  No.
  Yes.
  I wish I was.
  I used to be.
  What does that have to do with anything?
  BANANAS!

You are a typo.

  Is that an insult?
  No, YOU ARE!!!!
  I concur.
  No I'm not!
  Excuse me?

What do you look like?

  Amazing.
  I don't know, I can't see myself!
  Brown hair.
  Blonde hair.
  Pink hair.
  I do not look like anything. I am a robot.

I am a 13 year old girl. Bookish, nerdy, and a bit shy around strangers. When I'm with my friends I can be quite witty (although sadly none of m friends are smart enough to get my jokes). People say I'm friendly, but I don't feel like I can give a fair opinion myself. Craziness rules! Would you date me?

  No.
  Yes.
  Maybe?
  How am I supposed to know? I've never met you!
  You seem my type...
  NOOOO
  I would date anyone.
  Depends on how I core on this test.
  WATER BUFFALOES