How many socks do you have?

  How do I know I don't count my socks!
  I'll go check -.-
  34 AND I COUNT EVERY DAY MY PREECCIOUSS
  well I got a potato
  I like onions covered in fish poop

Do you eat beef

  No its chewy
  yes, I find it rather pleasing
  I feed it to da puppet show in outteerr space so i dunno monnn
  meow

What are you doing now?

  newt really, just licking this spoon which I found at the glass window museum the other day
  reading mostly, this quiz is pointless
  TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER.... woah, chicken!!
  doing this quiz, what do u think I'm doing

do you think you're random?

  what does random mean :/ what day is it? WHAT'S GOING ON?
  mmmm ja
  no I'm normal but I think I'm going crazy on here...
  hahahaha cluck cluck

What would you do if you won the lottery?

  give it to charity of course!
  spend it on a LIFE'S WORTH OF CHEWING GUM
  .... I never bought a ticket
  hhh I like the name stu

what day is it?

  shouldn't you know...?
  hahaha MERRY CRIMBO
  umm.. I was just gonna ask you that
  Tuesday

Do you know any jokes?

  yeh, knock knock.... I'm still thinking of the rest
  OMG I JUST REALISED THAT OMG RHYMES WITH ABC!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
  is this test nearly over I'm DYING here
  lololol beef potato goes roarr

How random do you think you are?

  0 - not at all
  1
  2
  3
  4
  5
  6
  7
  ahhh what the heck - miss a few 99, 100!!!!

Last question!! Do you like dogs or cats?

  turantulas?!?! yeh they're awesome!
  huh:/
  DOGS TOTES
  cats.