They say genius improves with age, but that's not at all true. How old are you?

  13 or younger, I'm aweful bright.
  14-18, my SAT teacher said I'm a genius, I think she was kidding.
  19-49, Gettin' older gettin' wiser, not all that wise, though.
  50+ I'm so wise I can use a computer! Yay for me!

They say your favorite animal affects your intelligence. It's probably true. What's your favorite animal.

  Owl, nice and wise.
  Wolf, totally intelligent.
  The Vulcan. Total logic, dude! Hey, I'm a geek! (that's a mythical creature, you know!)
  Monkeys are super cute!!!!!!!
  Zombies, dumb, slow, and capable of world domination.

What is 67675+5755?

  92
  73430
  Why bother? I can use a calculator.

What do you do in your freetime?

  Play video games.
  Anything outside.
  Read read read!!!!!!!!!!
  I like sports.
  Watch television.
  Freetime? I'm too busy studying/working!

Only your opinion really matters, but what your friends say can help predict genius. What do they say?

  Friends? I'm too much of a nerd.
  They think I'm a genius.
  I'm an outcast. Everyone says I'm stupid.
  Thay say I'm smart. Although I'm not too popular, I have a few close friends.

What does "percipience" mean?

  It's a kind of fish.
  Same as neuroscience, whatever that means.
  I'm just gonna go look that up in the dictionary...
  the act of walking forward.

Do you have learning disabilities?

  Down syndrome.
  ADHD
  ADD
  Nope, I'm perfect.
  dyslexia
  all the above
  some of the above
  something not listed here

What do you think of yourself?

  Stupid.
  Average
  Smart
  Genius

What mythical creature do you want to be?

  Mermaid, so pretty!
  Pink unicorn(were you born yesterday?)
  Vulcan, intelligent and logical. (geek, but ggeks are smart)
  vampire! Blood is yummy!
  werewolf.