1)
Are you on a computer right now?
Yes
No
2)
Is that computer turned on?
Yes
Nope
3)
Do you know how to turn it on or off?
Yes
No
4)
5)
Have you used the command line on all of them?
I've used it on a couple.
Yup
No, I've only used it on one.
What's a command prompt?
I already told you, I've never used a computer!
I've used it on all but one.
6)
Speaking of that, have you used a command line on your phone?
Yup
Nope
It's awfully hard to do it on a dumbphone.
7)
Continuing on with mobile, do you use Apple?
Yes, they're cool.
I'm going to lose points for answering yes, aren't I?
No, Apple has set the new standard for evil.
Yeah, I eat them sometimes. Not my favorite, but I like how juicy they are.
8)
Do you use any Linux based operating systems?
Yes, I use Windows.
Yeah, Android.
Yup, OS X!
Never liked Linux much.
I use several Linux based operating systems including but not limited to Fedora, Ubuntu, Mint, Zorin, Debian, and CentOS.
9)
On to the coding! Do you know any languages? If you do more than one language, just pick the hardest.
I've used HTML.
I'm pretty good with JavaScript.
I'm fairly fluent in a redneck variation of English.
I regularly use server side scripting languages, and work with SQL a lot, too.
I'm a video game programmer.
I invented the Assembly programming language.
10)
Do you ever use an FTP client for any of your work?
I've used one before.
Yeah, man! Every day, and I even have one on my phone!
Freaky Test Protocol?
Never heard of it.
I use it about once or twice a week.
11)
No Googling any of these. What do the following stand for?...
Hypertext Makup Language
Hypertext Manual Language
Hypertext Markup Language
12)
...WWW
World's Whitest Weather
World Wide Web
Whole Wide Web
13)
...CPU?
Central Processor Unit
Center Processor Unit
Central Processing Unit
14)
...PHP? (seriously, if you're googling this, I'm subtracting points)
Personal Home Page
Private Home Page
Personal Hypertext Processor
PHP: Hypertext Processor
15)
...ISP?
Internet Service Protection
Internal Server Provider
In-System Programmable
Internet Service Provider
Internet Server Provider
16)
...LAN?
Local Area Network
Logical Area Network
Little Area Network
17)
...WiFi?
Wireless Fidelity.
Wireless Fidelity?
18)
So since you obviously do know how to code, being that you clicked on the link to this quiz, tell me about what you know...
I don't.
I'm studying it right now.
I'm very proficient in it, plus I know HTML5.
I've known it for awhile, but I don't use it much.
19)
How about CSS?
Nope
Studying it, too.
I know it decently.
I'm really good with it.
I'm awesome with it, and I use it daily.
20)
Do you know JavaScript?
No way.
I'm studying that, too.
I've used it several times, but I kinda' forget it now.
I use it quite often, but I could improve.
I am awesome, and I have no humility.
I use a similar scripting language instead. (such as Dart or jQuery)
21)
How About PHP?
Nope
I'm studying that as well.
I've used it before.
I'm really good with it.
I use it very often, and I've made some cool stuff with it.
22)
We'll add more to this later. Are you okay with that?
Yes
Sure
I'd love that!
Please do.
